{"id":76,"date":"2007-04-13T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T17:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclecticamateur.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/13\/rowans-top-ten"},"modified":"2007-04-13T17:27:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T17:27:00","slug":"rowans-top-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/rowans-top-ten.html\/","title":{"rendered":"Rowan's Top Ten"},"content":{"rendered":"

For those who aren’t following the players, The Episcopal Church has asked for a meeting with the Archbishop of Canterbury (to “dialogue”, I suppose) regarding the potential expulsion of TEC from the Anglican Communion.<\/p>\n

+++Williams has indicated that he is on vacation through the rest of the summer. Sources say<\/a> that he may actually be in America<\/a> part of the time, but he is still unavailable to meet with the American bishops.<\/p>\n

Dale Price<\/a> has compiled a Top Ten list of things Rowan +++Williams would rather do than be whinged at by Americans<\/a>:<\/p>\n

The Top Ten Things Rowan Williams Would Rather Do Than Meet With TEC’s Hapless Bench During His Sabbatical
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10. Use a fiberglass suppository.<\/p>\n

9. Read Forcefielder’s Choice: The Very Best of Frank Griswold<\/em>.<\/p>\n

8. Audition for American Idol by singing “My Humps,” with Simon as the only judge.<\/p>\n

7. Become The Official Archbishop of the Detroit Lions.<\/em><\/p>\n

6. Attend a Yoko Ono concert.<\/p>\n

5. Be interviewed by Don Imus.<\/p>\n

4. Headbutt a wasp’s nest.<\/p>\n

3. Slow-dance with Courtney Love.<\/p>\n

2. Appear on Celebrity Jeopardy: NHL Trivia Edition<\/em>.<\/p>\n

And the number one thing Archbishop Williams would rather do than meet with TEC’s Paladins of Polity:<\/p>\n

1. Three words: Live organ transplants<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Myself, I think every time he hears his secretary says “It’s the Americans on the phone again, Rowan, what shall I do?” he simply closes his eyes and thinks of … asparagus.<\/p>\n

I’m busy, busy, dreadfully busy
You’ve no idea what I have to do.
Busy, busy, shockingly busy
Much, much too busy for you.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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(separated at birth?)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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