{"id":214,"date":"2004-07-02T16:07:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclecticamateur.wordpress.com\/2004\/07\/02\/separated-at-birth"},"modified":"2004-07-02T16:07:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-02T16:07:00","slug":"separated-at-birth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/separated-at-birth.html\/","title":{"rendered":"Separated at Birth?"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Forbes Kerry and Lurch.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n\n<\/p>\n
\"Monstrous<\/td>\n

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\"Monstrous<\/td>\n

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You decide.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> Thanks to Dawn Eden<\/a> for the link and the kind words.<\/p>\n

I didn’t think of it all by myself — I woke up to the alarm Thursday set to WJR<\/a> to hear Paul W. Smith<\/a> saying the fateful words:<\/p>\n

“So, do you think Senator Clinton will be Lurch’s running mate?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Since I couldn’t get the image out of my head, I decided to share it with everyone else, too.<\/p>\n

(The answer is apparantly “no”<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

John Forbes Kerry and Lurch. You decide. UPDATE: Thanks to Dawn Eden for the link and the kind words. I didn’t think of it all by myself — I woke up to the alarm Thursday set to WJR to hear Paul W. Smith saying the fateful words: “So, do you think Senator Clinton will be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[29,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poly-ticks","category-silliness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2sZgq-3s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}