{"id":192,"date":"2004-12-01T11:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-01T11:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclecticamateur.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/01\/dawn-eden-cracks-me-up"},"modified":"2004-12-01T11:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-01T11:16:00","slug":"dawn-eden-cracks-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/dawn-eden-cracks-me-up.html\/","title":{"rendered":"Dawn Eden Cracks Me Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dawneden.com\/\">Dawn<\/a>, yet again proving she is a national treasure by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dawneden.com\/2004_11_01_archive.html#110180261835040388\">dumpster-diving into the surreal world of Planned Parenthood<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:85%;\"><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style:italic;\"><p>Yes, you read right: Planned Parenthood is teaching teenage girls to let teenage boys blindfold them and lead them around. I didn&#8217;t have the guts to let a guy do that to me until I was 27! And it sure as heck didn&#8217;t improve my sexual decision-making.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dawn, yet again proving she is a national treasure by dumpster-diving into the surreal world of Planned Parenthood: Yes, you read right: Planned Parenthood is teaching teenage girls to let teenage boys blindfold them and lead them around. I didn&#8217;t have the guts to let a guy do that to me until I was 27! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-of-death"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2sZgq-36","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}