{"id":163,"date":"2005-05-24T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T10:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclecticamateur.wordpress.com\/2005\/05\/24\/pre-gallows-humor"},"modified":"2005-05-24T10:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-24T10:38:00","slug":"pre-gallows-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/pre-gallows-humor.html\/","title":{"rendered":"Pre-Gallows Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/churchofthemasses.blogspot.com\/\">Barbara Nicolosi<\/a> has a wonderful bit of pre-gallows humor, <a href=\"http:\/\/churchofthemasses.blogspot.com\/2005\/05\/songs-for-post-modern-scaffold-im.html\">&#8220;Songs for the Post-Modern Scaffold?&#8221;<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style:italic;\"><p>And then, as we start to sing the refrain again, the persecutors will shoot us all down on the spot for our horrible music. And this will wreak havoc with our beatification processes, because it won\u2019t be clear if we died for Jesus, or to spare our persecutors having to listen to our dreadful music.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/churchofthemasses.blogspot.com\/2005\/05\/songs-for-post-modern-scaffold-im.html\">Read it all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barbara Nicolosi has a wonderful bit of pre-gallows humor, &#8220;Songs for the Post-Modern Scaffold?&#8221;: And then, as we start to sing the refrain again, the persecutors will shoot us all down on the spot for our horrible music. And this will wreak havoc with our beatification processes, because it won\u2019t be clear if we died [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2sZgq-2D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.znfrey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}