Thursday, July 15, 2004
Spineless Weasels
The United States Senate consists of 100 Senators.
Yesterday's cloture vote on the Federal Marriage Amendment had 98 of 100 Senators voting.
Any guesses as to the two playing hooky? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
That's right! Senator John Kerry and Senator John Edwards.
Wouldn't want to go on the record before November, would you, Senators?
Cowards.
Yesterday's cloture vote on the Federal Marriage Amendment had 98 of 100 Senators voting.
Any guesses as to the two playing hooky? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
That's right! Senator John Kerry and Senator John Edwards.
Wouldn't want to go on the record before November, would you, Senators?
Cowards.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Poll: Next Islamic Nuclear State
And now for something completely different!
For my first try at a web poll, let's go with an international relations question:
For my first try at a web poll, let's go with an international relations question:
Labels: poly-ticks, silliness
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Proud Daddy Moment #842591
So last night, my youngest boy asks me "Daddy, can bears have 'bear' feet outside?"
Answer: "Of course, bears always have 'bear' feet." (Cue insane preschooler giggling.)
And my heart swells with paternal pride. He's just made his very first pun.
Did I mention that he's only just three (plus two months)? I didn't think punning was supposed to start that young.
Answer: "Of course, bears always have 'bear' feet." (Cue insane preschooler giggling.)
And my heart swells with paternal pride. He's just made his very first pun.
Did I mention that he's only just three (plus two months)? I didn't think punning was supposed to start that young.
